There was a Mad Scientist named Vladimir Raskalnovich-Nikov of Etceteragrad and he made a robot. The robots name was Roderick. Vladimir was experimenting with bio-tissue engineering to give Roderick a heart; he was also trying to make armor out of a Super Plastic Ceramic. When he managed it, he was so proud of Roderick that he took him to the Minerals, Metals and Marterials Society Conference to show him off.
My friend Rita went to that Conference, giving her amazing technical talk on Nano Ponies. She was interested in Roderick, with his working heart, and fantastic armor. But Roderick became enamored with her and he amazing technical work with Nano Ponies.
He rebelled against Vladimir Raskalnovich-Nikov of Etceteragrad by kicking his knees in and trapping him in the time vortex next door (which was at the wrong conference, but the team was trying to get back to the physics conference that had happened the week before).
He joined Rita and began building her a robot army to show his love for her. Some day she'll take over the world, with Roderick at the head of her army (and I hope she'll still let me design the uniforms for her Minions).
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