The guineafish, which lives in our freezer

We have a little guineafish.
He lives inside our freezer
When he happy he burbles,
and when he's not he mopes

He's happy when is rains,
he's happy when there's pie,
he likes it when there's ice cream,
but he doesn't like frozen peas.

We gave him a wheel,
but he didn't know what to do with it,
so we gave him balls to juggle
and he made a street show for the Fringe

The Scotsman gave him five stars,
the Edinburgh evening news the same
the guardian only one!
But the little guineafish didn't mind.

We have a little guineafish.
He lives inside our freezer.
When he's happy he burbles
and when he's not, he mopes.